Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the get more info kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No time for wimps here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the action.
- Forget that boring stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real fun is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, powerful night.
It's not demanding. We’re just offering you the truth.
fellas: Dude Nail This chick Immediately Now
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Delay around with Chat, just Get in there already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Dude! Those Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- I Really Need To Get a Restraining Order.
- Seriously| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
Honestly, I just want to Go About My Day in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Guys crank Hell Wild
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will make you lose your mind.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.